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MR disse...

Analise perfeita - todos os emails se encaixam nessas categorias mesmo. Nao que eu tenha levado pé-na-bunda e contado para todo mundo. Porque será que o ser humano é tão prestativo em dar conselhos? E essa quantidade de informação tem alguma serventia?

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Amei seu blog....tou começando o emu agora tb.
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Olha, eu acho que só deveria existir um tipo de censura na internet: mensagens com arquivo ppt e lições de auto ajuda. Principalmente aquelas com música triste ao fundo. Putz, não aguento mais. Essas sobre relacionamento então... Só tem uma coisa que vale a pena você assistir: Sex in the city. E ponto final!

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Na verdade, em meio a tantas mensagens, recebi uma muito legal. Foi a única que encaminhei. Para as que tb levaram pé na bunda e tb às que não levaram rsrs
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